poetic smut

Smut described in a poetic manner

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He put his bulge inside my hive

He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick

He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south

He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long

“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst

I smirked,
As he fucked.

He growled.

Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.

Now that’s a poetic smut.

by rainbowunicorn777 August 22, 2021

Deviant Smut Fiend

Usually male but in some cases female. An individual who sits in their basement for hours and hours, looking for porn and watching porn. Once the habit takes over their life they are now a deviant smut fiend.

Hey have you seen Bob around?
No I heard that he became a Deviant Smut Fiend.
Shit man that sucks.
Sure does.

by Deviant Smut Fiend January 31, 2010

sense of smut

Like a sense of humor, but only applies to the art of perceiving things as dirty that were perfectly innocent. Someone with a sense of smut might also be said to have a dirty mind.

Everyone else took her comment about "working long and hard all night" at face value, but I couldn't help but laugh to myself. I guess I've just got a better sense of smut than all of my coworkers.

by ZebCanCook March 16, 2009

joshifer smut

Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot

Holy shit that joshifer smut fanfiction I read was really hot

by thg_is_everything March 27, 2015

Gay smut

Most of the ship fanfics I read. There are some good smuts on Wattpad

Me : The type of fanfics I read are mostly gay smut
Friend : WTF

by haikyuushipperandcallmeArson October 29, 2020

junkie smut

An insult aimed at someone who is smutty to the point of addiction.

"get out of here you junkie smut"

by SmutBurger July 11, 2006

DNF Smut

DNF smut if a type of story DNF fans love to read/create. it can be addicting to read but wouldn't advise kids to read because the smut story can have sex scenes in the story.

"Are you reading DNF smut again?"
"what ya think?"
"yes?"
"yes."

by FaxNotNound April 6, 2021