n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.
Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!
Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.
Clay- I already did
Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.
Clay- I already did
by tman8777 December 18, 2012
Get the Smumph mug.by ShyBoi October 15, 2013
Get the soulmies mug.A wretched human being who dwells in a depressive state in the company of mates.They are known to drain the souls of upbeat beings....
"Jimmys such a soulmonger, he sat in the corner all night sipping a can of fosters".
"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".
"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".
by jimtim February 19, 2014
Get the soulmonger mug.sol-mat-shun-ship: a relationship with your soulmate, the one who'll be next to you for the rest of your life.
Look at Val and Becky, they're Soulmationship goals!! or Louis and Harry are Soulmationship, I wanna be like them so bad
by Soulmationship April 2, 2016
Get the Soulmationship mug.by lilith-the-wolf September 4, 2016
Get the soulm8 mug.by lmlm90 February 7, 2017
Get the soulmates mug.Excessive and/or inordinate verbal affection bestowed on someone inappropriately - almost patronizing; IE: your eyes are more beautiful than life itself and gazing into the is more precious than diamonds - making bystanders within hearing distance physically sick.
He's a nice guy and is crazy about her - but not smultchy at all. The guy's a real womanizer, and smultchy to boot.
by unclecoy June 8, 2017
Get the smultchy mug.