Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.

I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.

by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010

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Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

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plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009

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noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.

delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...

dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.

by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009

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Puffity Snugglets

A marijuana smoking session, usually set in a very calm, comfortable atmosphere which may include but is not limitied to, a large sectional sofa with many throw pillows, a large la-z-boy, a "love sack," or bean-bag chairs. Perfect situation for watching television or a movie while smoking.

Hey man, we were going to go puffity snugglets at my mom's house and watch season 2 of "Weeds" on DVD, you down?

by RGordonK March 18, 2009

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