short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Stay

seedy motel with hourly rates that married men take mistresses to

I picked up a chickenhead at the club and took her to the short stay before heading home to wifey

by mike692010 December 8, 2010

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

Slap your short friend day

A day to slap your short friend, on 12 feb

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by Bob died February 10, 2020

Selling Yourself Short

Not reaching one's full potential. The origin of the term is "short selling" a stock (i.e., betting against a company). The "short seller" essentially "borrows" stock from a company and agrees to pay back the company whatever the stock is worth at some point in the future. The purchaser sells the stock immediately, anticipating that the price will fall over the next few months. If the stock price actually falls, the purchaser will pay back the company less money than what the purchaser sold the stock for.

Jane: "I'm not good at science classes."
John: "I think your selling yourself short."

Jane: "Want to see a movie tonight?"
John: "Let's not sell ourselves short here. I heard Warren G is putting on a concert in Williamsburg."

by ZeekZeek November 13, 2009