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Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.
I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.
by vulcangreen December 21, 2008
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sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.
"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"
by Jhon K November 1, 2017
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Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.
I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.
by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008
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Smoochie

Bryanna is a smoochie cus she should eater
by Notnana August 17, 2022
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puke smoothie

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.
by meh July 4, 2006
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smoosh

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.
by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004
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Smooshiloxity

The act of glue drying behind a piece of tile or some other inane or common object.
Hey we can finish the rest of the house as soon as this smooshiloxity is done.
by Megaverse January 10, 2017
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