“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024
Get the slurp monstermug. In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
Get the DUCK SLURPmug. by Cooder October 1, 2017
Get the slurping the skunkmug. verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"
"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."
"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."
"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."
"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."
"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
Get the Diddy Slurpingmug. My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family
by spickles22 November 18, 2024
Get the Reverse Scauri Slurpmug. by omiftw August 7, 2010
Get the Slurp-poofmug. by NotZach94 February 20, 2021
Get the Nerd Slurpmug.