Sling Ads

Affiliate network located in the republican state of Florida. Slingin berries and poppin cherries! They also do ecom

Affiliate: I do 1000 sales a day on skin, got any offers?
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)

by ModernAffiliate January 26, 2022

butt sling

A very short miniskirt

Did you see that girl in class wearing that butt sling? I could almost see her cameltoe.

by AL-ANON September 22, 2008

Sling-Shot Wink

When you send a "wink" on match.com (a way to reach out and let someone know you're interested) and the other party winks back instead of sending you an email reply. Now you have to write an email which you may as well have done from the start.

I sent a girl a wink to let her know I was interested. Rather than reply with an email I got a sling-shot wink back from her.

by jrn112162 May 7, 2013

sling slog

The act of smashing your dick on a broken lawn chair

I was so bored last night me and my dad sling sloged

by Fork swag 567 September 22, 2016

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.

doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging

by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012