A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.
by Strikegold August 24, 2021
by Catslinger December 12, 2016
by therealnohomo April 12, 2024
When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
by tweetytweetytwat July 20, 2019
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
Similar to the word “rizz,” the pc word sling means a charismatic trait that somebody has and quantifies their ability to get bitches.
Omg is he gonna go sling her up?
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
by slingking October 01, 2023