slarpy

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

by floog July 23, 2009

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008

Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.

Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.

by Lyonshartso October 26, 2012

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

Card Sharp

Check out card shark and replace the words shark with sharp. It's true, look it up

John: Damn, I just lost my money playing poker with that card sharp.
Steve: Don't you mean card SHARK.
John: no *punches* use google, dumbarse.

by kalekale July 23, 2008

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004

Sharp

verb, Sharped, Sharping

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP and a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Gandalfzor showed up in her robot-like suit of boxes wrapped in tin foil. "Uhh, what are you?" inquired the LARPmaster.

"I'm a wizard," muttered Gandalfzor.

"Wizards don't wear armor, dude." The LARPmaster sounded annoyed.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" cried Gandalfzor.
(later)
Gandalfzor stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Gandalfzor paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Gandalfzor's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Abernomicon January 8, 2013