Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shmook

Shmook sh-m-oo-ck To hit it in every way possible

Joey "You tryin to shmook"
Connor "Oh I am going to shmook the took tonight"

by Ur_local_Jewcer August 20, 2018

Shmooger

a food in new york

I eat shmoogers

by Nourish October 20, 2018

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)

Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow

by Tay41204 May 20, 2019

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019