throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

by Bukkake King January 28, 2010

liking shoelaces

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018

baba shoopa

An old saying that an old jamaican woman would say for constipation

Baba Shoopa, I need the bathroom

by Yettus fetus deletus February 12, 2020

Baba Shoopa

Another word for cursed constipation.

The old jamaican woman said Baba Shoopa.

by Yettus fetus deletus February 12, 2020

Emma shopland

Thinks every boy with a pulse is fit

Emma shopland thinks they are so fit

by anonymous September 15, 2020

side shoota

A vape u hit through the side of ur mask during quarantine

Mane my side shootas dead

by GOTY'M February 18, 2021

Lil Shoota

When a person is under 18 (sometimes 21 in certain situations), prohibited from participating in mature settings and engaging in adult-only conversation.

Lil shootas roaming around and the talking like that smh

by treehugtheblock00 June 19, 2022