pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)

“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

by Volvo x April 21, 2022

ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.

My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”

by Findingchemo July 2, 2019