This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss
by El Chapo March 7, 2011
Get the pitching a no-shittermug. A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
by SuperSussyBaka69 May 28, 2022
Get the Sandy the Shittermug. by SirVoss April 28, 2021
Get the logay shittermug. An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”
by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019
Get the pumpkin shittermug. A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
Get the Two-Shittermug. Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012
Get the ribbon shittermug. The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
Get the shitter's kneemug.