Shazzed

To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.

He got shazzed in the alley the other night.

by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010

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shaaz

Shit or crap, used around young people who shouldn't be hearing dirty language.
--I was trying to watch my language around small children when I came up with this cover word.--

1. I dont like this shaaz!
2. Holy shaaz!
3. I gotta go take a shaaz.
4. I cannot believe all of these shaaz heads, can you?

by Kyle Turcotte August 4, 2007

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Sharz Miguazin is an extremely amazing anthropomorphic skunk that loves foxes. Although he may be described as pervy and yiffy on occasion he is a nice guy and can be a great friend (especially if you like foxes), he is also know as Sharzy and is the best anthro (short for anthropomorphic) skunk in all of existence. His natural habitat is online chatrooms and is a truly unforgettable fellow.

Sharz Miguazin is the coolest G in the universe.

by Timber JavaFox October 6, 2015

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Shahzi

A super fat being who's sex is still unknown. Though some people claim to have seen breasts on the creature, scientists across the globe have agreed that these are most likely deposits of extra Big Mac fat, and lies. Shahzis thrive off of the confusion and pain of small impressionable girls, which is why most of it's victims are between the ages of 13 and 16. Shahzis specialize in creating outrageous stories and fake situations, and making their chosen prey believe in them. Shahzis not only conjure up fake situations for their current prisoners, but for themselves as well. These creatures seem to use their prey not only as a form of terrible fun, but as an audience. The sad truth is, Shahzis are very ugly lonely creatures. They make up these stories about themselves because in real life they can't get any action no matter how hard they try because they are so unattractive that all potential mates run away screaming at the thought of having to touch a Shahzi. Within the research of the sex of a Shahzi, the private area most resembles a vagina, but even some of the best doctors and scientists in the world cannot tell for certain due to the fact that this supposed vagina is gut-wrenchingly distorted. Shahzis are disgusting pieces of work with no lives or real friends and should be avoided at all times. Unless you really can't help it, because it's just too damn funny.

Tips on avoiding a Shahzi:

* Be sexy. Shahzis are afraid of this because they are the opposite.
* Don't move. It can't see you if you don't move.
* Avoid McDonald's. This is a Shahzis domain. Even though they are supposedly vegetarians.
* Keep your friends nearby. Shahzis become unable to perform sufficiently when others can detect their lies.

Nicknames for a Shahzi:

* The Fat One
* Veggie Mac

by Bekorox March 19, 2011

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shahzan

1) A Guy who is usually rejected by most women solely due to his looks

2) Someone who identifies himself to be straight despite being gay due to the fear of coming out of the closet

A) John: Why was Michael all weird yesterday?

Sam: Well, he was shahzaned by the girl at the bar. Poor him

B) Will usually shahzans himself infront of his mom as she’s religious and he doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by coming out as gay.

by Gro-054 April 23, 2018

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