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A super fat being who's sex is still unknown. Though some people claim to have seen breasts on the creature, scientists across the globe have agreed that these are most likely deposits of extra Big Mac fat, and lies. Shahzis thrive off of the confusion and pain of small impressionable girls, which is why most of it's victims are between the ages of 13 and 16. Shahzis specialize in creating outrageous stories and fake situations, and making their chosen prey believe in them. Shahzis not only conjure up fake situations for their current prisoners, but for themselves as well. These creatures seem to use their prey not only as a form of terrible fun, but as an audience. The sad truth is, Shahzis are very ugly lonely creatures. They make up these stories about themselves because in real life they can't get any action no matter how hard they try because they are so unattractive that all potential mates run away screaming at the thought of having to touch a Shahzi. Within the research of the sex of a Shahzi, the private area most resembles a vagina, but even some of the best doctors and scientists in the world cannot tell for certain due to the fact that this supposed vagina is gut-wrenchingly distorted. Shahzis are disgusting pieces of work with no lives or real friends and should be avoided at all times. Unless you really can't help it, because it's just too damn funny.
Tips on avoiding a Shahzi:

* Be sexy. Shahzis are afraid of this because they are the opposite.
* Don't move. It can't see you if you don't move.
* Avoid McDonald's. This is a Shahzis domain. Even though they are supposedly vegetarians.
* Keep your friends nearby. Shahzis become unable to perform sufficiently when others can detect their lies.

Nicknames for a Shahzi:

* The Fat One
* Veggie Mac
Shahzi by Bekorox March 19, 2011

shahista 

She is the definition of gorgeous and extremely shy and very stubborn at times but she is most cutest soul alive.
Shahista is so cute everyone loves her!
shahista by Shaistar July 2, 2020
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Loved by many,a very good hearted man,loves to help people and make people smile through hardships.
A little bit stressed minded but cares for whom he loves the most,faced many obstacles and many problems in life but lives simply as a kind gentleman in society,a well addressed and humbled minded.
He is also funny with some lame jokes but makes moments as memories and known as the best caring men,loves to spend time with babies and be grateful to his family.
'Shahzan can you help me carry these bags please,sure ill carry and help you out madam'
Shahzan by William Jameston August 26, 2018
He is a very kind person towards people. Love making people around him laugh by his behaviour. Everybody wants to be his friend. Loyalty is his expertise. Very charming but can be cold hearted when someone hurt him. Loves eating food more than loving a people.
"Hey, can you find someone like shahril? "
"Your behaviour seems like shahril! It's very rare nowadays!"
shahril by Tacarel December 28, 2017

Shahirah 

Shahirah is the type of girl who leaves a mark on you forever you will never find her twice Shahirah is the friend you need
Shahirah is a Malaysian name and only for girls with strong personality
Shahirah is one baddie!
Shahirah by subhansgirlx September 20, 2021
Best person ever. A Shahzoda is a great loyal friend. She is nice and caring. She has a few flaws but they are way smaller than her strength. Shahzodas are pretty and basicly perfect. If you know a Shahzoda take care of her and don't let her go cause you would regret. Love her with all you heart because she will do the same.
Someone: my best friend is Shahzoda.
Someone else: Wow! lucky
Shahzoda by ABtsZArmy May 6, 2021

shahidah 

Means Witness. The person that saw what happened on the time it occurred.
That girl is the shahidah of the incident

I'll become shahidah of our own love
shahidah by Nashida December 29, 2017
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