Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?
by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020

by hint December 30, 2014

The act of masturbating, pleasuring oneself sexually. Using one's own hand or other object to reach orgasm. It is easier for some people to say instead of "masturbation" which carries with it a negative connotation, particularly for women.
Many people are more comfortable saying they engaged in self pleasure rather than say they masturbated. She confessed to the priest that she pleasured herself sexually rather than that she masturbated. self-pleasure
by SweetSueRocks April 19, 2016

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.
(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"
by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

taking time out for yourself:-) For a massage, taking a walk or reading a book, what ever it is that makes you feel relaxed, happy and emotionally nourished
by katie_lou February 21, 2005

Normal Guy: Hey want to go get a beer?
Guy #2: No sorry, drinking destroys the mind and body. You shouldn't drink.
Normal Guy: What a self righteous bastard.
Guy #2: No sorry, drinking destroys the mind and body. You shouldn't drink.
Normal Guy: What a self righteous bastard.
by lolcatz123l August 23, 2011
