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Shando

(shahn-doh) n. a word that gay people and their affiliates, particularly the ones who were raised Christian or grew up in "the Church", used to describe their "spirit". Shando is usually the first word that Pentecostal/Baptist/COGIC people say before they start speaking in tongues and dancing/running all over the church. Gay people emulate this phenomenon when something brings them to utter excitement that is beyond words, for instance, the new episode of RuPaul Drag Race, a hot guy, or a new Beyonce song.
Ooh girl, that new dress is sickening. My shando is feeling this. Yes, Ma'am! WERQ!

Oh hell no! I know Chris didn't come to the wedding with that tired ass ho from the strip club. Lord, my shando is not pleased. Y'all better pray!
by fatblackdude February 20, 2013
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Sendoff

A female who gives out positive signals for sex. But, immediately takes back previous statements/actions and proceeds to friend zone the male.
Emma Knudtson is a total sendoff
by taterz406 February 15, 2015
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scandolous

see: "stermer"
that guy twirling the shoehorn is so fuckin scandolous
by routie October 9, 2003
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SeaDonkey

"Hey did you see that girl Courtney that married Jeff?"

"Yea that bitch is a total SeaDonkey"
by PePae December 9, 2008
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Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
by omikes January 9, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.
dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally
by werwerwerwe January 6, 2010
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