Seagull

A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.

WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)

Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"

Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"

"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"

by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016

Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food

Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!

by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019

seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)

Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

Seagull

The action of cacking your guts up on a night out

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back

Guy 1: sick classic stephanie

by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019

Seagulling

Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.

Security guard on radio: "Dispatch we have a female in Area 4 seagulling she will be a code 10-86"

by Dman8 September 28, 2019

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019