The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!

Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!

by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009

Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Secret Societies

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it

I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.

by bees on pie April 7, 2017

secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

by Eanne May 13, 2005

heavyweight secret

needs no further explanation: a secret that weighs heavy because you have been carrying it along for a bit and all you really want is for it to be told. to make it light and turn it into a positive, uplifting, nourishing, inspiring fact of your life.

Im getting tired of this heavyweight secret on my back. My life is on the brink of transition and demands resolution. No games, no secrets, no tricks. It might hurt some but in the long run my healthy self will heal everybody else.

by Krkič August 23, 2020