The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.
Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?
Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!
Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!
by econobiker October 29, 2009
Get the Walmart Fat Scootermug. "FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself
by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021
Get the Razor Brand Scootermug. A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.
by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016
Get the scooter bugmug. Pedro: What you doing tonight??
Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??
Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?
Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.
Pedro: thanks duder.
Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??
Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?
Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.
Pedro: thanks duder.
by versilius January 13, 2009
Get the Cooter Scootermug. by Cicero of Brownbackistan February 12, 2015
Get the electric scooter buffalomug. The female who is not only willing to date you but also rides on the back of your moped to the liquor store and still thinks you're a badass.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
Get the Scooter Trampmug. A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.
by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019
Get the Brown Scootermug.