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scandestralofream

a scandestralofream is the piece of gum stuck under your table normally from a person before you
(person1) Hey! did you make this scandestralofream?
(person2) No, it must have been your brother
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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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IRS Scandal

To severely abuse power by financial means in a dictatorship-style, anti-American way.

Based on when the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), under Lois Lerner and the Obama Administration, around 2010 starting harassing certain groups requesting tax-exempt status -- namely, political rivals considered "enemies" by Leftists and the Obama Administration -- by asking ridiculous questions such as what books their members were reading, what they had posted on social networking websites, and what they prayed about. The IRS also requested from these groups documentation including copies of "contracts or training material” the groups "may have exchanged with Koch foundations" and that if documentation wasn't provided, tax-exempt status would not be granted.
While other groups were granted tax-exempt status, these groups -- generally more conservative and sometimes on the "tea party" side of the spectrum -- were denied or were waiting up to three years for an answer on tax-exempt status, conveniently after the 2012 presidential campaign and election came and went.
This was yet another scandal under the Obama Administration brushed off by the administration and Leftists as "phony" despite serious evidence otherwise. Though as a result of the scandal, three high-ranking IRS officials resigned or retired, including Lois Lerner.
The IRS Scandal in 2013 was, unfortunately, just another example of the cheating and unethical behavior of the New Left, and the corruption and bias in the Obama Administration. Every American should be alarmed by this scandal, and appalled that some would actually try to deny it happened by calling it phony.
by psarab November 28, 2013
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Sandals

A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.
The woman's sandals make her look so much more sexy than usual.

That guy kills his look by wearing sandals.
by Bitch ass motherfucker July 7, 2010
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scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal
Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*
by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007
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Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.
hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??
by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010
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family scandal

An action or event considered morally and/or legally wrong and causing family to be upset and outraged.
When my siblings and I found out Dad had two other kids Mom didn't know about, it was a family scandal!
by PrettyEyedBetty April 15, 2014
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