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saturday night special

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007
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Saturday

Sorry ladies, it's Saturday and cold ones must be cracked
by RickS C137 June 25, 2017
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Saturdays

The best day of the week, often reserved for the boys.
Wamen: Hey cutie, wanna bone this saturday?
Man: Nah, Saturdays are for the boys.
by The T-ster August 10, 2017
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Saturday Ryan

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.
by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 8, 2020
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riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high
i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Smitty Saturday

A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.
"Can you hang out on Saturday?"

"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."
by Therealeric November 27, 2012
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small business saturday

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.
Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday
by StealthTSX November 30, 2013
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