Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 7, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. Really cute and pretty but will kick your asss if you piss her off loves most hates the haters and is part of boonk gang
by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017
Get the Samanthamug. simply the snazziest best friend a girl or boy could ever have! She loves purple and alpacas. she also is good at rejecting boys.
Boy: Wasup cutie
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
by AJisSnazzy May 3, 2018
Get the Samanthamug. Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. Samantha is a very stunning girl. Her best trait is positivity to others and her humour. She is one of the funniest and kindest people you will ever meet. Her only bad trait is she is extremely self conscious at times. She tends to put herself down as a joke but deep down she thinks it’s true. Overall she is a kind person who would laugh if you fell down but would still help you up. If you have a Samantha in your life thank her.
by Sonotsamantha March 27, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Samantha is just the world's okayest girl.
by John W. Doe November 28, 2021
Get the Samanthamug. She’s such a Samantha
by Candle wax 3000 October 19, 2019
Get the Samanthamug.