Samantha

I only know one Samantha.
And that Samantha is a liar.

So.

"Damn I hate Samantha "
Yeah me too man

by X.Viper.X August 6, 2021

Samantha

She is a bi***who loves food and she also loves not cleaning.

She’s such a Samantha

by Candle wax 3000 October 19, 2019

Samantha

Samantha is a very stunning girl. Her best trait is positivity to others and her humour. She is one of the funniest and kindest people you will ever meet. Her only bad trait is she is extremely self conscious at times. She tends to put herself down as a joke but deep down she thinks it’s true. Overall she is a kind person who would laugh if you fell down but would still help you up. If you have a Samantha in your life thank her.

Person 1: I think I like Samantha
Person 2: Dude everyone likes Samantha

by Sonotsamantha March 27, 2019

Samantha

She calls people a bitch a lot and is in my cycle class.

Samantha: Wow ur such a bitch
Me: Yeah.

by Kiri is bby October 28, 2019

Samantha

she is a 6 year old girl who is frenemies with daisy and pippie.

daisy: samatha is my bestie

samantha:no im not

by jamelie.beanz June 13, 2018

Samantha

Samantha is the world's okayest girl

She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Samantha is just the world's okayest girl.

by John W. Doe November 28, 2021

Samantha

Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.

Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".

Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*

Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".

Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!

Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"

by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019