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jacksepticeye syndrome

When someone, usually when gaming, yells and screams at their screen. They're normally loud but doesn't have to be to class as jacksepticeye syndrome. Not to be confused with anything about loving jacksepticeye or being a fan.
My friend got jacksepticeye syndrome when I beat him in a game.
by pseudony.com/index.html January 15, 2017
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Elon Musk syndrome

A disease common among Elon’s twitter followers who think that they can change the world just by smoking weed, investing in a stupid currency and skipping college.
Hey that guy just put his life savings in doge coin, he has a serious case of elon musk syndrome.
by Littlejoey96 February 23, 2021
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch
"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007
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Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.
Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...
by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010
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small ball syndrome

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
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Lincolnshire Syndrome

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.
"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer
by pradzor March 17, 2010
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China Syndrome

When one gets the peculiar urge to date or have sexual intercourse with those of East Asian Descent.
Damn son, Patrick has that China Syndrome yo. He's been macking on Asian chicks all day!
by Gpopper March 3, 2010
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