shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0

I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

sonuvabitch!!

by Ricky Roma January 2, 2004

Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.

Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.

by wraina January 15, 2013

Taylor Swift Syndrome

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009

swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

Taylor Swift

Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.

by Denholm Elliot October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift

A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...

by Mimi, kitty December 31, 2009

A Swift

A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"

by Phil Bates January 2, 2010