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screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity
The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.
by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019
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Stop the steal

Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...
Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."

Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"

Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."

Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"

Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"
by Hym Iam December 12, 2025
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Billionaires are stealing from...

Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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.476.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.476

.476.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.476
.476.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.476
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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Boyfriend stealing whore

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.
by Touni’s bestie April 24, 2022
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steal

In inner-city DC we say that if you punch someone in the head, you stole them. To steal is to punch someone in the head, especially the face.
Yeah that niggle was beefing, so I stole his ass.

Yeah bro, say that to my face, Imma steal you.
by diopbe22 October 11, 2021
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third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up
dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal
by masterofspite December 4, 2023
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