Soon™

When a trademark symbol is added to the word "Soon", it signifies a change in definition to "Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe".

It is used to express the lack of concrete information as to whether an event will take place within the next few hours, days, or years, or whether it will ever happen.

The next Devil May Cry™ game is coming Soon™.

by HunterAngel0669 May 4, 2025

Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.

Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.

by R4747 June 17, 2018

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

soon

the word is banned, we don’t use it, we don’t trust it.

“i’m hoping to come back to streams soon”
“coming back soon”
“chippy soon”
“s-word”

by meyha January 31, 2021

Really really soon

Happening pretty soon, like really soon. Probably within the day or so.

Dang girl, I just wanna see you really really soon

by JimWongton April 28, 2022

Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

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Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Too Much Too soon

Martin Ødegaard

Martin Ødegaard was a brilliant footballer that was given too much too soon.

by Alright La! December 6, 2021