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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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Sarcastabastard

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.
Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.
by ER#0R October 12, 2016
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Sarcastamistic

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.
by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017
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sarcaffism

The art of cleverly insulting anyone who tries to speak at you, prior to your sufficient consumption of enough caffeine to actually tolerate people in the morning.
My spouse was met with sarcaffism, and cowered in the corner, when they asked me to cook breakfast before my coffee had finished brewing.
by Major Dad November 14, 2017
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sarcasshole

omg your such a sarcasshole
by Nitrox819 June 4, 2018
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Sarcastic

“That’s adorable...” that’s what Calvin said. It was sarcastic. He said it sarcastically.
by Qburttttt August 26, 2018
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sarcasticism

extreme sarcasm to the point where it's unbearable for those around you
"Your sarcasticism needs to end now!"
by Witchr March 14, 2019
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