Jet Slag

When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.

A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.

"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"

"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"

"Dats nasty!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Slag mole

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

by MichaelJC July 7, 2006

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 8, 2008

Slag Slayer

Someone who kills slags for fun and for a better world without slags!

Jordan: " Hey! I see a slag slayer. Run Katy run!!"

Slag slayer: " I'm gonna get that slag!"

by Jeddie August 20, 2008

Tagged Slag

A person who over-uses the social site 'tagged' to find boy friends/girl friends that are at ridiculous distances to have any sort of decent relationships because they cannon get a relationship where they live.

Derrick: hey, bob, you heard about Diana?
Bob: nope, what's the story?
Derrick: She's a real tagged slag!, she's NEVER had a b.f round here!
Bob: What a looser

by Unknown dude 46 May 9, 2009

happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.

'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...

by Al... February 25, 2008

Slag wellies

Adidas superstars, worn by 99.9% of teenage girls who try to act hard

Are you wearing them slag wellies today?

Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you

by Fozzie77@ February 3, 2018