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Shape-Bass

Any wonky ass looking bass typically used by butt-rock, nu-metal and jam bands. Usually are incredibly overdesigned to provide balance and playability but somehow never look pleasant. (term used by Pat Finnerty in the post Kravitz-Bowl to describe the bassist of Puddle of Mudd's bass)
"Hey bruh, have you seen my new Warwick?"
"You paid a fucking grand for a shape-bass?!"
by BazookaHorse November 12, 2021
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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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sweden shapes

Something that is down a boys pants
Can I have the sweden shapes?
by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017
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"K-shaped" economic recovery

An economic recovery in which the wealthiest benefit or gain new advantages from the recovery while everyone else continues to suffer and for the some and most poorest maters continually gets worse.
The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.
by mlhiss September 10, 2020
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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V - Shape Ryman

V - Shape Ryman - Someone who is called Jack with the last name Ryman who is able to trade every V - Shape return and fail each time in Fx after being told not to.
A highly questionable market reversal pattern where price rockets straight down, then straight back up (or vice-versa) in the shape of a perfect “V.”
Despite every mentor, risk manager, and sensible human shouting “DO NOT TRADE THAT!”, a trader named Jack with the last name of Ryman will inevitably say: “But it looks great…” and enter anyway.

Jack: “Bro, look, it’s reversing. I’m entering.”

Geo: “Don’t you dare. That’s a V-Shape Ryman Return.”

Jack: enters anyway
Market: slaps Jack instantly

Geo: “Classic case. Textbook. Beautiful failure of the V - Shape Ryman Return.
by Akala1234 November 21, 2025
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