egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 08, 2023
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A' shapes

A term used to describe a drunk.
A seen him coming out the Windsor Bar. He'd been in there since 11am...he was a' shapes
by kermit A June 13, 2010
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Shape

When hitting it with the bois and one of u farts and the smoke comes out ur ass
Shit+vape
by Stepdaddy43068 January 19, 2019
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Shape

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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Shapes

Adjective - Describes something that is off, not quite right, or even unsettling. A situation that is less than ideal or unexpected could be considered “shapes”. Shapes can be used in many different situations and while it generally describes something in a negative way, it is not a hard and fast rule.
I was feeling pretty shapes this morning after that wild party last night.

Wasn’t it shapes when that crack head was laying in that puddle at Walmart singing “Under the Sea”?

The gif of the chicken dancing is shapes.
by Crispy Pop March 31, 2024
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Shape

A geometrical formation with lines and edges (usually).
I am drawing a shape because I like to poop.
by Cool74+a August 20, 2022
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Shape

An amazing friend who encourages you to learn, do good in life and be creative. Has a variety of things for your every need and doesn't share your secrets with anyone. Funny, Supportive, Artistic, even Ed Sheeran is in love with it!
Everyone must have someone who brings out the best in them. I'm lucky to have Shape!
by cvvcccc November 25, 2021
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