Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.
by Froggggy April 29, 2013
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Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 12, 2022
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united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do
by shane p August 24, 2006
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community service

Linking people to synonymous sites that may have been redesigned with L33t $p3AK in mind; preferrably on forums. Also, encouraging fellow forum members to do dumb things.
Generously linking to www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker should be appreciated by andrewwarne75.
by .Richard April 23, 2005
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YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.
Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!
by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009
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postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes
ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music
by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005
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Russian Room Service

The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.

*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 02, 2008
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