Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Russian Junction

A situation in which there are seemingly no rules, and the final result is a devastating mess.

Mike: How was the meeting?
Matt: It was a Russian Junction mate.

by Lurkers May 30, 2013

russian compound

A Russian compound is where a guy is getting his ass eaten while he shits and when the shit goes in her mouth you do a 180 and she smears the shit all over your cock and balls

Dave: yo jack did you hear what happens to me last night

Jack: no bro what happend

Dave: a girl at the party gave me a wicked russian compound

by Lilwebdog March 19, 2019

russian front

1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place

I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front

by FieldMedic January 11, 2017

Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.

News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."

by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023