Ruben

Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.

He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)

He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)

Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!

Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.

Becca: Why on earth would you do that?

Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)

by MorganShmorgan February 18, 2011

rubber slap

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom and slaps his partner in the face with it

last night i rubber slaped Tegan.

by ^Ben^ July 18, 2006

Rubber Jolly

A slang word for a condom, usually used by the Maltese lower class when trying to offend one other Maltese

Go away! Europe's fuckers! Rubber Jolly! Haq Alla! (burn God!)

by stainless steel bellend April 21, 2018

dutch rubber

When you RE-use your bro's already used condom in an emergency

"I'm out of condoms but this chick is down" "It's cool bro I just finished we can Dutch Rubber this one"

by 272dutch February 8, 2017

burning rubber

Having sex with a condom.

We're going to be burning rubber tonight.

by Mark Kuenzer September 8, 2006

belly rubber

Someone who tries to council, help, and feels sorry for people who commit heinous crimes like pedophilia and wifebeating. Used by Steve Wilkos on his great show.

"Guess what, belly rubber? This is Moron-Free TV, and you're not allowed to watch." - Steve Wilkos

by I am myself May 22, 2008

Rubbernecking

To look at another womens breasts or ass while in marriage.

When my wife was at work i went rubbernecking at the beach.

by Minegal008 May 28, 2014