Right Hand Rule

A series of gang signs used as dog whistles by physicists to communicate with one another. There are several iterations corresponding to different affiliations.

The most common and simple versions usually involve holding one's right arm out, curling the fingers inward toward the torso, and pointing the thumb upward. This is often (but not always) accompanied by the member looking up in the direction their thumb is pointing. At times this may be inverted, with the thumb pointing downward.

Adherents of various sects differ on dogma, but universally agree on the "Power" of physics in the world.

I just had a student ask me if which hand they were supposed to use for the right hand rule.

by mafs_is_fun August 13, 2018

5T second rule

The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.

Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.

Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?

Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.

*43 seconds pass.

Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.

*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.

*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.

Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.

Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!

*Frank Moment

by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023

Rule 28

There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

guy1: dude i just saw tub girl it was sick.
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28

by Emielie June 6, 2008

ten minute rule

An urban legend holds that, if a student arrives on time for class, and the teacher does not arrive within ten minutes of the official class start time, then the student is entitled to skip that class for that day without receiving an unexcused absence. Few, if any, schools actually have such a rule; yet the myth endures because of the student appeal of such a rule.

The rule is not necessarily alleged to be ten minutes. The "five minute rule" or the "fifteen minute rule" have also been used in this same sense.

What the fuck, it's 9:08 and Kotter's not here yet! Two more minutes and I'm invoking the ten minute rule.

by conculcate September 7, 2005

Rule 34h

In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.

Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."

Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."

And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!

by Mr. F. Rogers, Neighbors D.A. October 29, 2011

Rule 34

An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.

"Dude, they already made Rule 34 of Cuphead."
"Aw fuck."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

by F.Castro March 18, 2009