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Riccardo Martinez

Your being a Riccardo Martinez
by Please let December 5, 2017
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ricardoed

Whenever any action is messed up by a mexican guy wearing a cowboy hat
That new company strategy is a complete mess! It got completely ricardoed!
by sparx1007 January 27, 2015
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Ricaro

Ricaro is a very nice young man with AMAZING style and EVEN BETTER music taste he gives very much peaceful energy and he has never EVER heard the so called “toxic masculinity”.
praise ricaro 😌
by ummm😜 January 27, 2021
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Recardo

Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money
Recardo is the best at ball
by Yxunggg.ricky June 7, 2018
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riccardo

an Italian boy whos favourite Italian dish is spaghetti with meatballs.
Riccardo: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how i love spaghetti with meatballs, isnt it the best italian dish even. I love it so much"
by ligmaBigBlackSquares May 16, 2021
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riscardo

King of Sweden ... bloody top banana, I love Ric ...
As if you have climbed everest, to suceed to be Riscardo ...
by Richie Prescod December 13, 2004
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Riccardo

A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them.

Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.

These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.

Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.

Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
Girl1:hey I think my house is infested with riccardos

Girl2: how so?
Girl 1: well I get this feeling I’m being silently watched and ever morning there are tiny dick holes in my butter
Girl 2: yeah you should call pest control for that they can lure them out with fuck boy music and shitty gym diets.
Girl1: good because I think it’s giving me a rash on my arm
by Citizen988 October 3, 2019
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