Real Nigga Syndrome

Real Nigga syndrome is chronic disease that develops from a young age, when you are surrounded by pure realness. This disease is prevalent in the Hispanic and African American communities, and is lacking in caucasian ones.

Justin: Damn nigga you real as fuck
Sa'eed: Yea I know nigga, but thats because i hang around real niggas 24/7 bull.

Justin: Word up we both got that shit my nigga. G Shit.
Sa'eed: damn you developed that shit at a young age too.
Justin: Yup Real Nigga Syndrome

by Jaythoven March 21, 2017

Real sussy

Its when you steal mrblocku’s 19 dollar fordite cards 😳😳😳 (note: dont do it its reaaaal sussysy!(

Mrbocku: 19 dollar forndie card who ways it ????
Sussy man: *sends dm* and dm doesnt work :(
Mebocku: if yo dms dont work then you can’t get the card 👌😕
Sussy man: grrrrrr I wan carrdddddueuifoiwiwwkosiqkwiwi *steals fordie card*
Mr bloc u : bruh one of my folowes is acting real sussy, he stole my fordididor card 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Sussy man: uh oh

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

Realest

adjective - term created by Tupac Shakur to describe a state of being honest, truthful, raw and respected.

That nigga is the realest MC out right now.

by Bootsie November 17, 2003

shit got real

Things getting serious.

"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."

by Diego August 30, 2003

You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

by straight_evil August 7, 2006

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

The Real Mami Chula

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.

Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.

by The Real Papi Chulo January 11, 2012