instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Reppertology

The postmodern religion that worships and acknowledges the glory and sanctity of Michael Repper. This religion often references a phrase, "W.W.M.R.D.?", in relation to the Christian catch phrase, that reminds his followers to take initiative in their lives and to continually make Him, the deity of all, proud of them, as the earthly inferiors that they are.

"Reppertology guides me through life's trenches, like a mink stole bundled around a porcelain doll that is being tossed across the Grand Canyon."

"Reppertology is the anti dank."

"Michael Repper prophesies to the Reppertologists every morning on the Art Attack Live, where he acts as the authority on life itself."

by Lindzard January 27, 2008

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

repertoire

a sequence of movements performed by someone

My wonderful repertoire in bed made ur mom and ur dad cum too early

by urmom0987654321 March 14, 2022

Repeator

The act of making the shocker with both hands and laying the folded ring finger of one hand over the other. You then proceed to give a female the shocker with both hands, alternating trusts w/ the left, then the right hand.

"Dood, I gave this bitch the repeator the other night, and damn, her ass nearly snapped my fingers right off!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

by Pinksocker69 September 13, 2004

repervitarted

A misspelling of the word repervitarded.

In IM:
Screenname1: I fell over trying to look under her skirt...
Screenname2: WTF. You're freakin repervitarted
Screenname2: repervitarded*

by Justin U. January 22, 2006

Recertifified

When they put a new rating/certificate on a film because they realized that the film dosen't actually have that much swearing,goryness,scaryness or sexyness in it.

Wena: why is the others a 15, it not that bad
YAzz: it's not a 15, it's a 12
Wena: I'm sure it was a 15
YAzz: no they changed it
Wena: oh its been recertifified
YAzz: um yeah

by WeNaa^_^ February 16, 2010