Sir Realist

A Surrealist artist of the highest order.

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Relish Suit

Canadian Military Combat uniform

He had to put on his Relish Suit to go out to combat.

by GMan40 September 30, 2009

Realscape

1) Authentic Environment;

2) Being in a group of 'real' and connected people;

3) Name of an Emergency Exit systems design company:

4) Name of Jules Tolchard's art projects and website;

5) Opposite of 'fakescape'

1) "Keep it real, stay in the realscape dude";

2) Get out of my realscape, you're fake as fuck, stay in your own fakescape;

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Realusional

The opposite of delusional; something that is realistic or fact; believable; logical

Andrew: The Dolphins are going to smoke the Steelers!
Tyler: You're delusional.
Andrew: No way, I'm realusional BOOM!!

delusional realistic believable factual logical

by BigDamnUnit October 6, 2010

reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010