Red Raider Rash 

A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.

I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.

Red Raider Rash by Maugwort Halfmad September 14, 2016

sexually rash 

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made

hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend

sexually rash by illegallyours July 30, 2006

Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.

15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.

Seg-Rash by Bart 69 August 5, 2008

Rude Rash 

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.

"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"

Rude Rash by Chris Royle June 10, 2010

rubble rash 

Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.

Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there

rubble rash by furball69 October 19, 2010

rim rash 

The condition of having scraped up wheel rims which is the indication of a shitty driver who can't judge where the curb is when parking their car.

Did you see the rim rash on Mark's new beamer? Jeeze that guy can't drive.

rim rash by Robesh May 15, 2014

Tabular Rash 

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

Tabular Rash by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014