lana del rey

mother. thats it. shes just mother.

person 1: omg look my moms performing!
person 2: uhh thats not your mom, thats lana del rey
person 1: exactly

by lanas daughter April 24, 2023

rey

my baby boi, daddy and the love of my life

#1: you've been so happy lately why is that?
#2: rey

by Rey's baby November 6, 2021

Rey

The fucking GOAT. He commands respect and pussy. One look at him and your balls will have emptied. He takes an Uber to walk his dog. Doesn’t need a flu vaccine because he IS the vaccine. Is 7’0, and his penis is the size of Nebraska.

Girl-Damn who’s that beast?
Man-That’s my boy Rey
Girl-No I was talking about his penis

by Mikueen November 1, 2022

Jaime Reis

Sexy man with big dick. Such a cool guy. Great kisser. Animal in the sheets

Bruh I can’t wait to rail that guy Jaime Reis.

by Chris dingo September 29, 2021

rey

When you are about to do some

Im rey go to the corner store

by westville July 24, 2025

Lana del Rey

Celine wife💋💋

“Who’s lana del rey?” Oh ya shes Celine’s wife

by Lorenzo zurzolo s gf March 5, 2022

Lana del rey

My saviour, my god. Basically the best person on eart. She is talented, hard working, nice, gorgeous, generous, loving, caring and beautiful person.

My mom is lana del rey so fuck off if you don't like her cause remember you're ugly.

by Telljesusthebitchisback November 24, 2021