Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
Get the Raccoon Jesus mug.A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
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Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
Get the raccoon nap mug.The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see
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Get the Raccooning mug.The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
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