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Quad is Ramen
by Chickenpasta_real July 10, 2023
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whiteboy-ramen

1. Ramen noodles that were cooked by a whiteboy.

2. Something that sounds disappointing, but turns out to be really good.
That movie is whiteboy-ramen. The previews and advertisements made it look bad, but it's actually really good.
by liddle_erbles November 12, 2023
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Gol D Ramen Take

When Natedogg take meets Gold D Ramen. Gol D Ramen take is worse than Natedogg take.
Gol D Ramen: RDR2 >♾️ any ps exclusive.
When the Gol D Ramen take is more horrendous than a Natedogg take
by PapiToke January 19, 2023
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National ramen day

A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck
Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi
by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019
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Ramen

Guy 1: guys I just sat down and ate ramen
Girl: I love you, guy1.
Guy2:I’m gay, guy1.
by MoltenGarbage May 14, 2019
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Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
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ramen arc

A period of conservation or poverty to the point of surviving off of ramen noodles
James was laid off and either had to get a new job or start his ramen arc
by dsc123 July 13, 2023
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