raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.

Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021

Raccoon King

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.

i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.

by Raccoon King 123 June 17, 2022

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 10, 2022

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022