quar

a fine chocolate man who is always there for his friends. also has a phd: pretty huge dick

look at that guy over there, he's such a Quar.

by qb1212 January 31, 2015

Quaff

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.

Holy fuck! McDonald quaffed in a Doritos Cup on the school trip!

by Pootie October 5, 2003

quaif

Maiden

My fair quaif...

by Woo April 14, 2006

Quaf

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"

by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quaff

The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.

After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.

by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019

QuaranTEAM

Those with whome you quatanteen.

We are glad you are part of our QuaranTEAM, because you are an excellent cook!

by NYC1963 April 9, 2020