by sir lance a lot July 29, 2009

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.
Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
by Zac42 November 14, 2014

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.
Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.
by Evil_D August 31, 2016

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.
Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Scott, you're such a gurffy pud
Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018
