Fuck-proof

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag

Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!

by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

proof

Another word for alcoholic beverages

man i just went to the store to get some proof

by Danny-poo August 18, 2005

poofy beef flume

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.

by himguy November 8, 2008

proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.

Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.

by rperazag November 8, 2010

the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.

person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding

by skylarskank June 24, 2008

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.

by himguy November 8, 2008