Skip to main content

Fuck-proof

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag
Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!
by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016
mugGet the Fuck-proof mug.

proof

man i just went to the store to get some proof
by Danny-poo August 18, 2005
mugGet the proof mug.
Related Words
proofy proof Poofy proofing proofproof proffy proof selfie prooty Phoofy ploofy

poofy beef flume

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker
James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."
by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007
mugGet the poofy beef flume mug.

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.
No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
by himguy November 8, 2008
mugGet the proofproof mug.

proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.
Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.
by rperazag November 8, 2010
mugGet the proofiness mug.

the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
by skylarskank June 24, 2008
mugGet the the proof is in the pudding mug.

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.
No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.
by himguy November 8, 2008
mugGet the proofproof mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email