Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

greedy pressure

When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster

“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”

by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025

Pressure Washing

Sucking dick.

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."

by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015

last cup pressure

When you're playing beer pong and you're down to that last cup, but for some reason you keep missing... no clutch

Dan: God damnit I can't hit that cup. Been hitting the rim the last 3 rounds!

Ricky: Last cup pressure son

by Ob Ey Propaganda September 3, 2012

Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020

queer pressure

The pressure that you feel to behave in a certain way because queer expect it.

We have dealt with that through queer pressure.
they start being queer not because of their own feeling but because of the pressure of queer people in their friends group

by SwiftBlade102 June 20, 2023

piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure!

by Boi pussy January 20, 2018