modest pelican

modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys

modest pelican is the god of pelicans

by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021

Brown Pelican

pulling out your bottom lip (like a pelican), and having your partner shit in your mouth while flapping his or her arms and making bird noises

Dude, did you hear about the wicked awesome brown pelican Tyrese gave Sarah Kropp?

by Zorro49 September 10, 2006

Pelican Punch

When someone yawns, you punch them in the throat so they gag and you then you stick your dick in their mouth.

Oh dude, you shoulda seen me last night, i pelican punched that girl!

by akhsdfadsflakfda March 6, 2009

one eyed screaming pelican

Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Kill Bill 2 meets Backdoor Sluts 9.

by Dallas October 16, 2004

pelican

A Half Filipino and Puerto Rican person.

Yo, I'm in a room full of Pelicans.

by idk who September 10, 2008

Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end

by Emily January 26, 2006

Pelican Board

An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.

In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.

by Tooly Towers September 5, 2003