XP Points

Points that are allocated when you do sexual acts.

Adam "Did you like that bird you shagged?"

Sam "Nah, i just did her to get my XP points up"

by Iqbalius March 5, 2010

Lady Points

Lady points act as the opposite to man points. Lady points are received when a person carries out particular feminine tasks/actions.

Often used to insult a male, when the loss of man points is not significant enough to describe the level of lady-ness.

For example ...

-watching 27 dresses alone and hungover
-receiving during sex
-thinking Russell Brand is sexy
-listening to Corinne Bailey Rae

- And other gay/feminine tasks/actions

Man 1: 'beige is sooo this seasons colour.'
Man 2: 'dude, you just got lady points.'

by Invented but Faye, NOT JACK! June 5, 2011

the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you

~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

by sandra January 19, 2004

brownie points

Props for brown nosers. That's really all there is to it.

He voluteered in the school kitchen to get some brownie points.

by Adam Laughlin April 27, 2006

five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.

He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.

by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005

boy points

the junior version of guy points. these are points awarded for performing regular boy tasks like catching a frog, stomping on an ant pile, or getting a black eye. there is no such thing as girl points, but a girl can earn boy points for doing something a boy would do.

the movie "stand by me" is the gold standard for how to earn boy points. Gordy, Teddy, Chris and Vern all have enough boy points to last a lifetime.

by dmaestas September 5, 2009

Points merchant

ruairidrayne99

the tier 3 champion is a points merchant

by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022