Possibility baby

When your side chick gets pregnant and you are either not sure if its yours or you are just in denial about it until the DNA test is done. That's your "possibility baby".

My wife caught me cheating and to make matters worse she now knows about my possibility baby.

by TheLoweMan December 19, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Pussided

The act of returning to Bethnal Green to consort with other Bethnal Greenians and discuss the goings on in Bethnal Green

“I pussided home in under 2 hours”

“Most spitfire pilots pussided from time to time”

by LollieD March 6, 2020

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020

PossiblyMason

A rat

Possiblymason is a rat

by boopsnoopcoop September 28, 2020

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

possiblytanner

a funny tiktoker that sometimes pops on my fyp. he’s underated but still funny. he has 3.4k on tiktok.

“have you hear of possiblytanner”

“no”
“you should check him out! he’s really funny”

by possiblytanner January 3, 2021